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What is a camel toe? give me ideas my friends always talk about your camel toe is fat or hairy or things like that please help me . | | Are you serious? You all talk about it and have no clue what it is? K if a gal wears jeans far too tight she gets a 'camel toe', if a guy wears jeans too tight he gets a 'moose knuckle' among other painful things. It is the outline of a person's genitals when they wear clothes that ride up way too far. | OMG its a plane.. NO.. a train NO..? ...a fun survey!
WOAH.
1. Do you have a habit you continue to carry out throughout a day without noticing?
2. If you had to die, which would you choose?
a- shot in the head by a guy riding a mountain goat with big nerd glasses?
b- killed by an overdose of m&m's while your dad tries to revive you naked?
c- drowning in a glass of water
3. If you had to lick a toad in peanut butter with ants or your friend's toe nails, which would it be?
4. Be a virgin till marriage or sex five times a month since age 13?
5. Have hairy toes or hairy knuckles?
6. Ride a camel, pig, or _____ to work/school?
7. Have no right arm, or no sense of what is right?
8. Kiss up against a wall or in the rain?
9. Wear ripped nylons or no nylons in the winter? (girls)
FINI
| 1. Do you have a habit you continue to carry out throughout a day without noticing?
i bite my nails, not as bad as you though ahhahaha, oh and just playing with my fingers..
2. If you had to die, which would you choose?
a- shot in the head by a guy riding a mountain goat with big nerd glasses?
b- killed by an overdose of m&m's while your dad tries to revive you naked?
c- drowning in a glass of water
ALL THREE AT THE SAME TIME!!!!
3. If you had to lick a toad in peanut butter with ants or your friend's toe nails, which would it be?
Peanut butter makes everything taste amazing so i pick the first one.
4. Be a virgin till marriage or sex five times a month since age 13?
AH!
5. Have hairy toes or hairy knuckles?
i already have hairy toes haha
6. Ride a camel, pig, or _____ to work/school?
HORSE! =D ............or you =]
7. Have no right arm, or no sense of what is right?
baahahah not sense of what is right then i have an amazing excuse to do s***!
8. Kiss up against a wall or in the rain?
bothy at the same time, but between the two i'd pick rain =].
9. Wear ripped nylons or no nylons in the winter? (girls)
i dont wear nylons, but if the rip is minor and barely noticable i'd wear it, otherwise no. | Fun survey, do you dare.? 1. Do you have a habit you continue to carry out throughout a day without noticing?
2. If you had to die, which would you choose?
a- shot in the head by a guy riding a mountain goat with big nerd glasses?
b- killed by an overdose of m&m's while your dad tries to revive you naked?
c- drowning in a glass of water
3. If you had to lick a toad in peanut butter with ants or your friend's toe nails, which would it be?
4. Be a virgin till marriage or sex five times a month since age 13?
5. Have hairy toes or hairy knuckles?
6. Ride a camel, pig, or _____ to work/school?
7. Have no right arm, or no sense of what is right?
8. Kiss up against a wall or in the rain?
9. Wear ripped jeans in the crotch, or shorts in the winter? | No
Overdose of m&ms lol
Toad in peanut butter
Virgin til marriage
Hairy toes
Horse
No sense of what is right
Up against a wall
Ripped jeans | Why does my p*ssy....smell.... (girls only) lol? err. ok its about to get really detailed.
so im 16, i have a camel toe. i am also a virgin. I have also never been played with down there.
my vagina is very hairy. and i think this may be the cause, however, i am not entirely sure. i have pubic hair inside my labia.
i wash daily! i really do. sometimes i use Feminine wash. but even after i take a shower, it still has that vagina smell. the smell is like a 5/10 its not horrible, but don't want it to get any worse.
please young ladies and women, help. | | A lot of times, you think your own smell is really bad when in all actuality no one can smell it but you. Girls are very sensitive to the smells of their own vaginas. Sometimes the hair down there could hold in smell, maybe shave if you're THAT worried about it but i'm sure no one else can notice :) | Why do people think i am a loser? i am a 16 years old guy with no female friends or a girl friend, i am not interested in any girl and no i am not gay too. i am from a different country and well now i live in canada. Now my culture is way different than canadian culture, you can also say its something opposite, now my problem is that i dont know a lot of things these people know here like i dont know why poeple date when they know they will break up, i dont know what is flirting or what is a camel toe or choking your chicken and alot more, so now people make fun of me and well they think i am a loser, they also think that i dont know anything and they can sort of make fun of me and bully me around. now i get way better grades then guys here and i am kinda, a science nerd so how can i make people believe that i can be tough and they cannot treat me that way they do without fighting or anything, i also want to know how i can "own" people in verbal fights that will happen in front of the teacher without vulgar words. the teacher also makes fun of me but in moderation. they all think i am "a freaking sissy gay person who has no clue what he is doing" but the fact is i dont like girls becasue they are mean to me and my first interaction with girls was when i came to canada which was last year, i was 15 so i dont know alot of things and people think i am weid, a freak, gorrilla(cuz i am kinda hairy and shave my body because i dont like hair on my body) haaa life is not going great so any help please
all advices are apreciated, thanks alot | Ahmed, what you have is a major case of culture shock. We date in western culture to look for our future mate. Dating can be disastrous in the wrong context. When one person takes it seriously and another doesn't, dating can be a painful experience. So, it's not a bad thing to not want to date. It's just the way we do things over on this continent.
Now for some definitions....
Flirting - Making gestures or conversation that would indicate romantic interest in another person.
Camel Toe - The shape of a woman lower mid-section where her legs come together.
Choking Your Chicken - Wanking.
For now you need to roll with the punches. Understand that in a homogeneous group of people, people who are different will get singled out and picked on. There is not much you can do about it, except not take it personal, and enjoy the humor in it. It's difficult to intimidate someone verbally in a foreign accent. No one is going to take you seriously, so don't mess with it. | Nonsense poem - funny or not? Chronicles of the Underwear Wars
Once upon a never you mind
A vision was seen by the king of the blind:
In Technicolor shades of grey,
In the moonlight of that sunny day.
He dreamed, while waking in his sleep,
Of riding bareback on a sheep;
He lead his mighty aardvark hordes
In the holy crusades - of the underwear wars -
Against the Delta Hairy Fairies,
An apocalyptic cult of visionaries.
In woolly glory, heralded by "baa's",
Wielding fearsome double D cup bras,
As one they charged upon their foes
Who defended stoutly with camel toes
And volleys of thongs that were not washed,
It seemed the aardvarks would be quashed
Until the blind king pulled them back
To recharge for the counter attack.
One final ace had he to play,
The one that might just win the day.
Being blind, he had foreseen,
The lingerie war might not be clean.
Inheriting cunning from his mother - a fox,
He had for months prepared his socks
By wearing them both day and night;
He was equipped to win this fight
By use of chemical warfare
His socks, unshod, would taint the air,
The fairies were the sensitive kind,
Just one sniff would blow their minds.
Unshod he rode, head back, feet first,
Aardvarks upwind, behind him burst.
Each fairy face then wore a wince -
No stench was stronger before or since -
And one by one and then in pairs,
The fairies were stripped of their nominal hairs.
Aghast they fainted, in shame they fled,
Their eyes were weepy, their nostrils bled,
The blind king whooped at the fairy retreat,
Erratically swinging his stinking feet.
Within an hour, the deed was done;
The battle was lost, the hour was won.
Suspenders, panties, boxers, bras
Lay abandoned outside the fairy bars.
The aardvarks, sheep and sightless king
Each took a fairy by the wing,
Each fairy captured became a slave
And was forced to work until the grave,
In weaving aardvark's armoured pants
From the stems of naughty knicker plants.
The aardvarks rode their sheep in flocks
And gave three cheers for the king and his socks.
'Tis fitting now to end this tale -
I fear it is becoming pale,
And something of a waste of time -
And I'm running out of words that rhyme.
| pretty good, need some attention with mother a fox etc
made me chuckle though. | POLL: How much do HATE when people TOUCH your STUFF? I hate it a lot, but today, my sister left the most bizarre stuff on an MS document. I am not a troll people, this stuff is legitimate... my sister is 13 and loves to annoy me... has she taken it too far?
This is what she left. Pick your favourite... LOL:
"Maynards will one day rule the earth
The queen will commit suicide on January 1st 2012
Zac efron will be diagnosed with lung cancer
Tomorrow Mark Benson will wear the color red
A Bengali lady will get hit by a camel
You will be pwned
A shirtless yet extremely hairy man will knock on your door and hand you pink underwear
The next guest to come over will be abducted by aliens
All trees will one day become alive
A one eyed donkey will offer you a ride to York which is now named Toronto
The mall will be over ruled by Asians
Justin beiber will die due to depression
You will one day give birth to a fat guy who picks his nose with his toe and will stay nude for the rest of his life
The smell of skunks will be a new kind of perfume
Every player on the red sox will grow red beards
A box of honey nut cheerio’s will be worth millions in the year 2011
Black will be the new pink
Rectangles are triangles and circles do not have a radius
Wearing hats will be illegal
Monkeys are gonna be extinct tomorrow
Donald trump will fly on a plane and somehow land on the set of LOST
Teachers will be hired not to teach human guyren but sloth guyren
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Im blind but can see
Isaac Newton will be in your next dream dressed as a clown
Mtv is created by caveman
Doctors will become drunks
Male stripping would be a trend
Bread slices are shaped like demented triangles
You wish you had a beard
Why don’t cars have rectangular shaped wheels?
I feel extremely attracted to my bathroom curtain
Being bashed on the head by a baseball bat is awesome!
Corbin blue is gayer then a male stripper known as your best friends grandpa!
The rick mercer report is freakin sick *** tight!
Pc3.
Oh ya and straws are made out of a babies finger nails." | | all i have to say is that SHE IS THE ONE THAT THE PROPHESY HAS TOLD US ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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