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| Blonde bank job.? Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy, planned the robbery and went over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail. The robbery began. Judy drove up in front of the bank, stopped the car and said to Buffie, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?" "Perfectly," replied Buffie. Buffie went in the bank while Judy waited in the getaway car. One minute passed...three minutes pass...seven minutes pass... and Judy was really stressing out. Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here came Buffie. She had a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the time she got the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out. The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he was firing his weapon. As the gals are getting away, Judy yelled, "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!" Buffie said, "I did. I did exactly what you said!" "No, you idiot!" snapped Judy. "You got it all mixed up. I said, 'Tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!'" |
| hahahha we're not THAT bad |
| Bad blonde dye job! Please Help!? Okay, so today I went to a salon to get my hair done. I asked for it to be a light ashey blonde with highlights. After it had been coloured and was still wet, It looked a bit yellower than it should of so i asked the stylist about it, she said it would look normal once it dried. She then blow dried it and it still looked a bit too yellowey but i assumed it would come good after a couple of hours. 5 hours after getting it done it looked even more yellow. REALLY REALLY YELLOW. I freaked out and soaked my hair in pure conditoner (the purple stuff that is used to take the yellow tones out of grey hair) and i've got it soaking under a plastic cap thing as i type this. I'm just wondering what I should do? The hairdresser I went to is in another town and I cant get back there any time soon. I have school tomorrow. AHH :( |
| use a toner that should do the trick or a rinse in ash blonde. for school tomorrow-put hair up in a bun and wear a thick headband or put clips and pins in it everywhere to take the focus off i guess? and you do know if your not satisfied the hair dresser has to redo it, if they dont ensure you have a reciept and contact department of fair trading. |
| Is this Funny Guys? Short & Sweet Blonde SEX Jokes for U!? Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"? A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic". Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A1: Introduces him/her self. A2: Walks home. Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead. Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead. Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant? A: Her feet! Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age. Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets. Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde? A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver. Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle? A: She realized she gave her last blow/job. Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel? A: Because her boyfriend was also blond! Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"? A: She liked to be filled with cream. Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears? Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: In the morning a rooster says, "Co*ck'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-co*ck'll-doooo." Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York? A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men. Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides. Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says, "Are you done already?" The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige." Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone? A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone. Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men. A: Their heels. Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A: She picks up her purse and goes home. Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde? A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on. Q: Why do blondes have vaginas? A: So guys will talk to them at parties. Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants. Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod... Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball. Submitted |
| i must admit.. some of them are funny.. hehe!! (by the way im a blond) |
| Short & Sweet Sex/Blonde Jokes 4 U!? Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"? A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic". Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A1: Introduces him/her self. A2: Walks home. Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead. Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead. Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant? A: Her feet! Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age. Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets. Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde? A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver. Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle? A: She realized she gave her last blow/job. Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel? A: Because her boyfriend was also blond! Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"? A: She liked to be filled with cream. Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears? Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: In the morning a rooster says, "Co*ck'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-co*ck'll-doooo." Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York? A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men. Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides. Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says, "Are you done already?" The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige." Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone? A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone. Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men. A: Their heels. Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A: She picks up her purse and goes home. Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde? A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on. Q: Why do blondes have vaginas? A: So guys will talk to them at parties. Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants. Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod... Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball. Submitted |
| citizen mah boy, off to a very good start. i like them alottttt. got more? |
| How do you get straight answers from a Blonde? You don't. lol? Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 2. 1 to hold the Diet Irn-Bru and the other to call on 'Daddddyyy' Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of Sixty? A: A blonde parade. Q: Why did the blonde call the job centre? A: She wanted to find out how to cook food stamps. Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? A: Perri-Air. Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? A: Both are completely empty from the neck up. Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side. Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. Q: How do you drive a blonde Insane? A: Hide her Hair Dryer. Q: How do you know a blonde has robbed your house? A: You notice the microwave is gone, but a note is there in it's place saying: "Thanks for the TV" Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.) Q: How do you get a blonde to stay in the shower all day? A: Lend her your bottle of Shampoo that says "lather, rinse, repeat". Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus? A: A visitor. Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch a cold? A: No need for em to worry about blowing their brains out. Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on top of her. Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? A: Last year's hide and seek champion. Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car. Q: What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say? A: Having a fantastic time. Where am I? Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Present her with a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say "Hello" Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a natural blonde? A: Blow in her ear - if natural, watch as she floats... Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb. Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? A: Under "Home Improvements." Q: Why did the blonde go to the rehab center? A: Because she thought she was hooked on phonics. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's quite difficult opening the legs of an Ironing Board. Q: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground? A: An air mattress. |
| Hi Cammi You have just maid my whole day a lot better by far ..ha ha ha ha |
| Everything blonde, especially for Myklia g and Pepzi_bandit? How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it....with a thought! How can you tell a smart blonde from a dumb blonde....the smart blondes have dark roots. Why don't blondes eat pickles...because they get their heads stuck in the jar. Why did the blonde get fired from the M & M factory...she threw out all of the W's. How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday...tell her a joke on Friday. What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt...brain tumor. Why don't blondes make kool-aid...can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packages. What do you call a blonde with half a brain...gifted. Why do blondes have T.G.I.F. printed on their shoes...stands for Toes G o In First. How many blondes does it take to change a tire .... 5--2 to get sodas, 2 to cry and 1 to call daddy. How do you give a blonde a brain transplant .... blow in her ear. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common .... they're both empty from the neck up. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear .... thanks for the refill. What's the mating call of a brunette .... Is that darn blonde gone yet? Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen sink .... that's where you wash vegetables. How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle .... shine a light in her ear. What's the advantage of being married to a blonde .... you can park in handicapped zones. What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you .... pull the pin and throw it back. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall .... to see what was on the other side. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb .... 6 - 2 to read the instructions, 1 to find the switch, 2 to stand on, 1 to screw the bulb. How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb .... two .... one to hold the diet pepsi and one to call daaaady. The blonde stayed up all night to see where the sun went .... it finally dawned on her. Brunette to the blonde .... Awww, look at the dead birdie .... the blonde stopped, looks up and says, "where"? How do you know a blonde has been working at your computer .... there is "white-out" all over the screen. How can you tell if another blonde been using the computer .... there's writing on the "white-out". Why do blondes wear ear muffs? .... to avoid the draft. What did the blonde visiting O.J. think this was .... spilled finger nail polish. What is the blonde doing when she hold her hands over her ears .... trying to hold on to a thought. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? .... because it said "concentrate". Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet .... she thought it was diet "coke". Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering .... the noise gave her a headache. Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips .... from trying to blow out lightbulbs. Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar .... she heard that the drinks were on the house. Why don't blondes have elevator jobs .... they don't know the route. Why does blondes have elevator jobs .... they like going up and down. Why do blondes work seven days a week .... so you don't have to retrain them on Monday. How does a blond know if she's on her way home or on her way to work .... she opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it How did the blonde die drinking milk.......the cow sat down Why don't blondes make chocolate chip cookies .... it takes to long to get the shells off the M & M's Why can't the blonde keep a job at the M & M factory .... she keeps throwing away the W's What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts .... change How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies .... 10 .... one to mix the dough and nine to sort out the W's How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies .... 3 .... one to make batter and two to peel the M & Ms. How can you tell if a blonde has baked chocolate cookies .... there are M & M hulls all over the floor How can you tell if a blonde is going to back chocolate cookies .... she is throwing out all of the W's What is written at the bottom of a blonde's fishing pond .... bring your own fish Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool .... no smoking what does a blond do when someone says its chili outside .... she grabs a bowl what do you call a blonde with one brain cell .... gifted What do you call a blonde with two brain cells .... pregnant What is a blond with brunette died hair .... artificial intelligence Why did the blond stare at the orange juice .... it said concentrate Why Can't Blondes get "mad Cow Disease .... you can't get it twice How do you sink a submarine full of blondes .... knock on the door What stops then goes, stops then goes .... A blonde at a blinking red light What do you call two blondes in the freezer .... frosted flakes Pepsi came out with a new can just for blondes .... It has "open other end" printed on the bottom. Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears .... they're refuelling Why do blondes comb their bangs strait up .... They don't want anything going over their head How did the blonds brain cell die .... alone What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios .... Hey, Look!! A bunch of doughnut seeds What do you call a smart blond .... Labrador How many blonde jokes are there? .... none, they're all true Why don't blonds ever become pharmacists .... It's too hard to fit the bottle in the typewriter Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio .... she didn't want one for nights Did you hear about the dead blonde in the closet .... she was last years hide and seek winner Why are there blonde jokes .... to make brunettes jealous Why doesn't a blonde make Kool Aid .... couldn't get 8 glasses of water in the little packet What's the advantage of being married to a blonde .... you can park in the handicapped zone What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under water .... a blonde trying to put it out What do you call a blonde with a brand new P.C .... a dumb terminal How do you call a blond .... you don't .... you whistle What does a blond say when she see's a banana skin on the side walk .... am going to fall again I'm a blonde and still like blonde jokes .... must have been written by a true blonde Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand .... so brunettes can understand them How did the blond burn her ear .... the phone rang while she was ironing What's a blond between 2 brunette .... a mental block Why do blondes wear their hair up .... to catch anything that goes over their heads Why does a blonde smile when there is lightening .... she thinks she is getting her picture taken There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but they could not get in .... the sign said, "must be 18 to enter" How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb .... only one .... she holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her What do you call 3 blondes that walk into a building .... beats me .... you would think one of them would have seen it How do you drown a blonde .... glue a penny to the bottom of a pool Why are there no brunette jokes .... because blondes would have to think them up How does a blonde make instant pudding .... places the box in the microwave, and looks for the "instant pudding setting How do you confuse a blonde, put three shovels against the wall and tell her .... to take her "PICK" How do you drive a blonde crazy .... put her in a round room and tell her to stand in the corner Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead .... trying to make up her mind What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes .... interpreter What do you call 24 blondes in a cardboard box .... a case of empties Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink .... that is where you clean all vegetables Why did it take the blonde 7 days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago .... she kept seeing signs that read .... stop clean bath room A blonde went to the doctor's with burnt feet, "how did you do it" asked the doctor" .... "cooking soup .... the instructions said "open can .... stand in boiling water for 7 minutes Why can't a blonde make ice cubes .... Don't know the recipe How do you get rid of blondes .... form a circle, give each a gun and tell them they are a firing squad Why did the blonde buy a brown cow .... to get chocolate milk |
| ok trouble your middle name hu!lol llllolol |
| Blonde joke? Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up. Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them. Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too. Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots. Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what? Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ***? A: A brain tumor. Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down? A: Two brunettes. Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..." Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side. Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute? A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally. Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle? A: She realized she gave her last *******. Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs? A: Because that's what they train for all their lives. Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? A: So her male would get delivered to the right box. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK". Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car. Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? A: So she could lip read. Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. Q: Why did God create brunettes? A: Neither could the blondes. Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides. Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off. |
| Lovely keep them coming. lol |
| Some short blonde jokes? How did the blonde explain how his helicopter crashed? He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan. Why did the blonde quit his job as a restroom attendant? He couldn’t figure out how to refill the hand dryer. What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? Double-dumb. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds. Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O! What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones. What happened to the blonde tap dancer? She slipped off and fell down the drain. How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? It is the one with the kickstand. What do you call an all-blonde skydiving team? A new version of the Lawn Darts game. Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.” Why did the blonde take his new scarf back to the store? It was too tight. Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? It took him six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in. Did you hear about the blonde who gave his cat a bath? He still hasn’t gotten all the hair off his tongue. How does a psychic refer to a blonde? Light reading. Did you hear about the blonde who thought he discovered that he had a twin brother? He didn’t realize he was looking in a mirror. Did you hear about the blonde who never learned to waterski? He couldn’t find a lake with a slope. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a clue! Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? He didn’t know where to buy Left Guard! Why couldn’t the blonde bob for apples? His sister was using the toilet. A blonde is going to London on a plane; how can you steal his window seat? Tell him all seats going to London are in the middle row. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday. Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row? Donna: I dunno. How? Me: Tell her the same dumb blonde joke twice in a row. Me: Hey Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row? Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache. Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs? They don’t know the route. What did the blonde do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? He turned it over and used the other side. Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took him two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night. Did you hear about the blonde who couldn’t wait to see 20,000 leagues under the sea? He said that he loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams. Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed? He wanted to see what he looked like asleep. How many blondes does it take to make a circuit? Two: one to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass him the blow dryer! Why do blondes have more fun? They are easier to keep amused. What does a postcard from a blonde’s vacation say? Having a wonderful time. Where am I? Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes go in first. Why don’t blondes make good pharmacists? They can’t get the bottle into the typewriter. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So he wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills. How does a blonde hemophiliac treat himself? Acupuncture. |
| Ha ha very funny and very blonde!!! :-))) |
| Playmate blonde hair ??? EEGHHH? for those not familiar with my previous questions... i had purple hair... and i dyed it brown but im naturally a (brassy) blonde so i had to bleach my hair and tone it so now, long story short, i have bright platinum white barbie blonde hue hefner playmate hair.... people say it looks good because im pale (so i just look like an albino lol) but i always thought hair THAT bright looked trashy (no offense to natural platinum blondes, cuz yours atleast looks natural, not like mine right now) so in your opinion super light blonde, trashy or not? i dont want my hair color to imply free blow jobs wherever i go X_X |
| if i looks bad, dye it back. if YOU like it, keep it. if people want to think your "dumb" and "hoe-ish", let them. as long as you know your not...that's all that really matters. this sounds so cliche, but seriously... don't care what anyone else thinks - you'll go through life faking everything. but i think platinum blonde hair looks great on most people ! if you don't want to be concidered a slut, don't turn yourself orange and wear skirts that hardly cover your va jay jay. |
| How about Blonde One liner jokes? Blond One-Liners Five Q: What job function does a blonde have in an MandM factory? A: Proofreading. Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the MandM factory? A: For throwing out the W's. Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet. Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.) Q: How do you keep a blonde busy? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. Q: How does the blonde car pool work? A: They all meet at work at 7:45. Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up! Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep. Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold. ---------- Blond One-Liners Seven Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? A: Lipstick. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes. Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later. Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month? A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds." Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them. Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture. Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks. Q: What does the postcard from a blond's vacation say? A: Having a wonderful time. Where am I? Q: Why do blondes drive VW's A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE!! ----- Blond One-Liners Two Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought. Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: Because it said 'concentrate'. Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS? A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125. Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE PUT HER FINGER OVER THE NAIL WHEN SHE WAS HAMMERING? A: The noise gave her a headache. Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE HAVE BLISTERS ON HER LIPS? A: From trying to blow out lightbulbs. Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route. Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. Q: What is the difference between a dead blonde in the road, and a dead skunk in the road? A: There are sguy marks in front of the skunk. Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ELVIS AND SMART BLONDES? A: Elvis has been sighted. |
| Does it still count if you were naturally dark haired and now blonde rofl I love - what is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears ans: trying to hold on to a thought lol -- i'm not offended - it's almost true in my case rofl ; ) Some of these are *brilliant* ! keep them coming H xx |